Dairy of a Girl Called Bance - Sex and Fantasy (Episode 2)

 

Somehow in our not so boring lives, we all do come up with creepy, weird or not so weird thoughts of what we think we would love to experience. We spend time craving and nursing such ambitions to materialize; and as well go on ahead to coin a name for it... Fantasy!

Fantasies... ain't they things we supposedly crave for but never get? or should they be things we can do and actually see through? Should it be something we share or not share with others? These questions and more kept pumping out my brains; knowing well how people can get around to judge another's creative reasoning. It might have been my curiosity or just sheer coincidence, but I got served with sort of an answer to those pricking questions. Yes! Served by my boyfriend for being so truthful in revealing one of my sexual fantasies to him.

Last weekend, I was on my own jejely, when Bae pinged me and we started chatting. One thing led to another, Bae asked for nudes, we shared. Apparently, awakened my inner sex goddess, I decided to take it to the next level by innocently asking Bae what his craziest sex fantasy might be, yup in those exact words - WHAT IS YOUR CRAZIEST SEX FANTASY?

Bae as a sharp guy quietly said he does not do fantasies. Obviously, it was a scam. Innocent me or stupid maybe, ought to have gotten a clue from Bae, follow suit and act sharp! But NO, I did not; Instead I opened my big mouth and said I would love a threesome, yeah you saw that right. Even worse, I didn’t say I wanted it to include two girls and a guy. With all my little Angelic feeling, I firmly said that I would want to have the pleasures of two men! As if that wasn’t enough; in my boldness, I sought for consent. Don't know what got into me. Maybe I was feeling a bit relaxed, or the sexting got to a whole new level that morning. Can't really imagine his reaction if it were to be a face to face conversation.

Hmmm... Guess what happened next... Trust my Naija guy na! It was as if I just confessed to have slept with all his friends. My all loving and naughty Bae just went all Frankenstein on me. I felt the coldness deep down my marrow. No matter the amount of "I was just joking", "I didn’t mean it", "it was just senseless talk"... and whatnot, he didn't listen, didn’t work at all. It took two whole days, with some sorry eyes and countless "I am sorry" before Bae could be convinced I was indeed joking. Daaah!

Dear people, I have learnt my lessons the hard way. Not all fantasies are meant for sharing. Some are meant to be in your head and die with you if you don’t get someone as crazy as you to share with. Now let's try this again...

Bae: What is your sexual fantasy? 

Me: I bet it is... licking ice-cream off your palm boo!